Harry Porner? What has the world come to

Not a week has gone by and already the contents of Harry Potter 6 - 'The Dark Blood Prince' is being hyperactively chatted upon by fans!  Sadly, not all fans are pure kids just wanting to read---no no, here are some examples of what happens when Harry Potter falls into the wrong hands!

(warning, spoilers.  even though if you haven't even began the book yet, your probably deserve it)

" 'There was no need to stick the wand in that hard,' he said gruffly, clambering to his feet. 'It hurt.'" (p. 64)

Inadvertantly WRONG HP6 quotes.  Oh hark is me and my withered wand >.<;;;

If that isn't enough, Flaw Allows Children To Unlock X-Rated Material In New Harry Potter Book!!  It seems, due to a 'Hot Caludron mod' completely new material has been revealed.  Despite the fact that these hidden sequences were never ment to be seen, "...millions of counterfeit copies on the market carry a flaw which allows readers to "unlock" Chapter 18 5/8, aka the Slytherin orgy sequence."

Is that why those 12 people in Canada were so eager to get their paws on this book early?

Despite what might seem to be objectional material, we find later in this deep article that many children find the passages'o'porn actually "help bind the story together," such as the jaw-dropping passages giving a play-by-play of what Harry really does in his many detentions with Snape.

Seeing you all in Harry Hell - M